Saturday, September 24, 2016

"No Kidding!" - A Play in a single act





NO KIDDING!

"A Play in a single act"

by

Shishir Rattan











shishir84r@gmail.com





Cast of Characters


NEHA :
     College buddy of Manpreet; a young bride who just got married; a working woman in her mid twenties contemplating a child because she believes it's a rule of life and struggling with the "Log Kya kahenge" way of thinking.

TOBEY :
     Young boy of 10 years who comes in for tuitions, very mischievous and always hooked to his phone. Son of Mrs. Tabassum Mishra.

MANPREET :
     A working woman in her late twenties. Ambitious and believes in living by her own rules. Lives a 'Childfree' life.


Scene
Mrs. Neha Khan's living room.

Time
The Present, evening around 8pm






Act
Scene
SETTING :
We are the Khans' living room; a rather humble room with the sofa set with a centre table and the TV cum-book case taking up most of the space in the room.

AT RISE :
Neha and Manpreet are seated at the large four seater sofa sipping tea.
Tobey is seated at a smaller sofa seat to the right of the ladies. He is writing something on a book while occasionally trying to steal a peek into his phone. The phone is hidden from Mrs. Neha who has no knowledge of it being with Tobey.















(CURTAIN RISE)
NEHA
(casually picking up a
cup of tea and handing
it to Manpreet)
My word, Manpreet!
Its been so long since college!
Am so glad ya that you could come along for tea.

MANPREET
(taking the cup form Neha's hand, smiling)
Oh trust me am glad too!
It's really hectic with moving into a new apartment and all! Now I feel much better!
(lets out a sigh of satisfaction)

NEHA
(throws her head back
and laughs at how eagerly
Manpreet gulped down the tea)
My-my! You really needed a break huh!
Ha yar, but look at the happy coincidence, I walk out and find my long lost college mate is right in front of me!

MANPREET
(laughs out loud
places back the empty
cup on the center table)

(contd)
Yeah! I know right!
(she glances over to Tobey
and looks a little suspicious
and moves her head to the left
but is interrupted by Neha)

NEHA
(holding her cup in one hand)
Say, am curious how come you guys moved in around this time of the year? I mean its mid academic year na. Getting your kid admission will be tough and the donation
(looks up and closes
her eyes moving her
head from side to side)
will be obscene to say the least!
(places her cup on the
table and glances at Tobey
and immediately back at Manpreet)

TOBEY
(Lets out a chuckle but quickly
becomes quite, looks up at
the ladies then looks on
at his either side
and then looks back down)




NEHA
(looking sternly at Tobey)
Tobey! Finish your homework varna maar padegi!

MANPREET
(has a subtle suspicious look)
Isn't he Mrs. Tabassum Mishra's son?

NEHA
Yes, yes. Very naughty fellow but smart. Sir pe ek do padte hi right time hojata hai ladka.
(placing her cup on the table)
Arrey, you didn't answer my question.

MANPREET
Oh..ooh yeah yeah sorry I just got distracted.
We're a childfree couple.
(shurugs her shoulders and purses her lips)
as in we decided to not have kids so...our decision to move was more dependent upon His ride to Coorg.
(leaning a little towards Neha as if to tell her a secret)
sometime I think he loves his bike more than me!
(leans back into the sofa laughing)

NEHA
(visibly shocked and her eyebrows up
and speaks in surprised, loud tone)
You mean you will not have kids at all???!!!

MANPREET
(her hand to her face with
the fore finger pointing up;
resting her face. Smiling
and with a comfortable but confident voice)
None at all!

TOBEY
(chuckles again but
quickly becomes quite)

NEHA
Tobeyyyyyyy!

TOBEY
(still looking down, says in a low voice)
Sorry akka

NEHA
(turns towards Manpreet,
has a sly smile with
an eyebrow upwards)
Nah, I know you will change your mind. They all do, afterall its the rule of life yar.
(throws her head back and raises her hand as if proclaiming)
How can a woman Not have a kid!



MANPREET
(adjusts her finger ring
and still in a comfortable
posture looking forward
takes in a deep breath)
Well, there are always exceptions to the rule Neha and besides, I live life by my own terms. What's wrong with that?
By the way, what about you guys? Aren't you both planning?

NEHA
(tucks her hair behind
her ear and crosses
her hands in a
contemplative expression)
We, oh we have to nahi toh Log kya kahenge!?
(stands up and picks up the cups)
You know we have already begun to save for the kid's education and donations.
When we get free time in the office, we check out reviews of different schools and even follow several facebook groups dedicated towards discussions on parenting.
(smiling smugly)
I even agreed to provide tuitions to Tobey so I can practice for my kid.

MANPREET
(visibly unimpressed, with a sarcastic smile)
Well am sure you're both having lots of fun with that!



NEHA
(feeling interrupted by Manpreet's interjection)
I know what you're thinking, too much of work blah blah blah!
You won't know what true love is until you have a baby of your own I tell you.
It completes you as a woman and not just that; it's the most wonderful feeling to be a mother.
(keeps the cups back
on the table and holds Manpreet's hand)
I really pray that you both change your mind!

MANPREET
(amused at Neha's gesture; places her hand on Nehas')
I'm sure that won't work out dear coz he got snipped a while back!

NEHA
(sharply pulls out her hand to her face as if horrified)
He got sterilised!?

MANPREET
(sitting comfortably)
Yeah it's a lot easier for guy you know.
Just a matter for a few minutes and he could even ride a bike the next day!
We went on a ride to Ooty after his first check up post the procedure and it was the best romp we'd had in years!
No fear of getting knocked up by mistake you know!
(winks at Neha and giggles uncontrollably)


TOBEY
(looks up and laughs too)

NEHA
(Gives a threatening look to Tobey
and then turns to Manpreet)
Hummm, whats the point yar, I mean how long will u guys keep roaming and 'Romping'.
You have to settle down someday na!
See, look at us. We're happy but we want to become a complete family. That what life is all about now isn't it?
you have to study to get a good job then get married and have wonderful kids then live for their future and then when you grow old; have your kids and grandkids take care of you.
Arre yar socho ki log kya kahenge!??

MANPREET
(Smiling and still fiddling with her ring)
Tell me Neha, is this like the master plan for and your husband?
Study, get married, have kids then work and then work some more and then finally die.
Don't you guys want to do something different or follow your passions or...you know just enjoy life?
Age is just a number you know and there's no rule book to dictate how to live life.

NEHA
(Now sounding irritated but trying to sound polite)
Manpreet yar soch who will take care of you when you grow old!


MANPREET
(chuckles)
Who do you think will take care of you?

NEHA
(snaps back at Manpreet)
We will have our kids to take care of us, what do you say to that!?

MANPREET
(Still calm and composed)
You really must not be raising kids as an insurance policy, Neha. Look, what am saying that is they may or they may not; but its not guaranteed and besides raise kids for their benefit not for you're own selfish thought that "They will take care of me!"
Think about all the old age homes; kids these days drop their parents there because they are too
(makes the quotations gesture)
'busy' to do it themselves!

NEHA
(breathing heavily)
Manpreet am not selfish; its you who are selfish.
(crosses her arms and looks
away from Manpreet
and walks towards Tobey)

Tobey
(quickly moves his hand into his pocket while continuing to write)


NEHA
(caressing Tobey's head)
See, such a nice kid.
How can you not want to cradle such innocence!

MANPREET
(Rising from the sofa and places her hand on Neha's shoulder)
Neha, I think you are very passionate about all this child thing but don't get us wrong.
You see; we just do not have that drive to be parents that's all.
(turns away and in a thoughtful expression and tone of voice)
And besides, when I see the world we live in today, compared to when we were kids; I sometimes feel scared for the kid's sake.
Have you ever thought about all the technology and access to information kids have these days!
Neha, I can bet that Tobey here knows more about the 'anatomy' than we ever did when we were kids!

NEHA
(sounding disgusted and surprised)
WHAT!

TOBEY
(alarmed and looking distressed, tries to hide something in his pocket)

MANPREET
(quickly comes over to Tobey's side and pulls his ear)
C'mon little fellow; hand it over to Neha aunty.
Let her also cradle your innocence.

TOBEY
(whimpering like a fucking dog!)
no akka i don't have anything with me akka, please akaaaaaa

MANPREET
(pulling out an iPhone from Tobey's pocket and holds it in front of Neha's face)
(sound of passionate love making fill the auditorium)
(Neha visibly very shocked and speechless)


(lights hade and the sounds continue)


(curtains fall)





the end

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Canon 7D Mark 2

The Canon 7D Mark2 is THE camera if you’re into Wildlife or Fast action photography BUT it’s a great camera for Portraits and low light photography too!

I have upgraded from a Canon 600D and was sure that I needed a camera that had a fast shutter speed and pro level features NOT because it was cool BUT because it was what my style of photography demanded. Fortunately Canon drops this little beast and Lo and Behold! This camera had everything that a Canon 1DX or a Canon 5D Mark 3 had; save for the full frame sensor.

Winning Features:-

Shutter speed – 10 fps is the party animal of this offering. Its way fast to ensure that you don’t miss the action as its happening!

ISO – With a Native ISO of 16000 you can be sure that even low light photography can be tackled with ease. I must add that even for a crop sensor; this one handles the low light shots pretty well. You can get usable shots even at ISO as high as 6400!

Dual Card slots – The camera has a slot of an SD and a CF card. For me this makes sense since both have their pluses and you get to go with both at the same time!

All metal Body – The camera has a full metal body making for a very durable and sturdy build quality but at the same time makes the camera little heavy

GPS – You can embed the GPS and also the Comp[ass direction data in your images to know where you were located and what direction you faced to take a picture. This might not be the most used feature but come to think of it when you need this information; you can be sure it’s there!

Dual Digic 6 Processors – The camera comes equipped with 2 processors just to ensure that speed is never a factor in your creative endeavours

View Finder information – This might be something that maybe too much to look in the view finder for some people. The way I see it; I can see everything I need to know without having to look away.

Weather sealing – I haven’t yet tried my camera out in bad weather but if I do get a chance (along with a weather sealed lens of course!) I won’t have problems shooting since this has far-far better sealing that the 1DX!

New FA System and AF points – I saved the best for the last! The camera’s AF system is way too good and responsive with several modes to choose from making sure you won’t miss the shot for sure. Adding to this is the fact that there are 65 cross type AF points that covers pretty much the entire frame. Try shooting something moving fast and erratic with this baby and you’re sure to catch it!

So what’s bad about this? Thus far I have the ONLY thing I have found bad in this camera is that the battery back-up is really bad. It can go really low if used with flash or live view after 300 to 500 shots requiring you to either buy a grip or another battery.

So all said and done; who is this camera for really? I’d dare say that this is a truly Pro level camera for all reasons and purposes notwithstanding the sensor size. This has all the features and speed of the 5D Mark3 and the 1DX cameras right from the AF system to noise performance. In fact the AF points on the camera are more than the flagships and with very good performance. So in a nut shell; this camera is great for anyone who considers him/herself as a serious enthusiast or even a professional. The APS-C sensor gives an extra reach most ideal for portraits and wildlife photographers and even sports photographers. This is further supported by the great AF system and fast shutter speed.

HTC One - 4 Month Usage Review

I wanted a phone I can hang on to for a year at-least. I went for HTC One rather than Samsung Galaxy S4 as its build quality and sound system really impressed me!

I compared it with S4, Xperia Z and had the following points to consider:-

1.Strong and sturdy build quality.

2.Loud speakers.

3.Full HD screen.

4.Latest andriod OS.

5.Infra red.

This is one phone that settled perfectly within my criteria as I was sick of the Samsung's lousy body builds, cheap plastic since I had owned 3 different galaxy phones already! The novelty factor soon wears off after a few weeks and the plastic body kinda begins to look and feel really flimsy. The aluminum body on the HTC. One really holds its classy look and feel even now and am sure even for many more months! The screen clarity is way too awesome, very vibrant colors and pleasing to the eyes!

The double speaker on the front of the phone are a real joy even without headphones on! Very good clarity of tone and a deeper bass plus the Dr. Dre beats earphone along with the beat audio sound system in the phone breathes new life into your favorite songs, I enjoy my playlist more than ever now!

If your looking for a phone to lasts all others, go for this. Its an investment if you consider how often the other plastic phones can get damaged by merely dropping them:P

HTC ONE ROCKS!

Canon 600D 1 Year User Review

Go for Canon 600D if any of the below applies to you:



  1. You are interested in Photography and seeking a good camera to begin the journey

    2.You are already into photography and are looking for a back-up or a secondary camera


  2. Looking for a camera that doesn't cost a bomb and yet delivers top quality with great features



Detailed Points:-

Image Quality==:- This camera has an 18 Mega Pixel sensor which means if you took a print of a photo at this resolution; that would be a Poster Size print! Amazing colours and contrast is what I can say about the sensor. Its also the highest resolution that you can get for this price point!

Feel and Grip :- The camera is light and feels quite sturdy but at the same time its all plastic so the solidness is not so much to rave about. Nevertheless for people who are starting out, its great since it does not feel heavy at all with a 18.55mm or even a 50mm lens. Very comfortable to use for long duration of time

Life on a full charge :- This purely depends upon how you shoot. I have shot for 5 hours on a fully charged battery with about 20 shots with flash and maybe 5-6 shots using Live View. No video was done. With lots of flash and video and Live View usage the batter will drain out in 2-3 hours or so since these features are very resource hungry.

Video :- Thinking of cinematic videos at your home?? This camera has got that covered with full HD recording even at 50 Fps; this camera can satisfy even the budding director in you! Amazing sound recording capability and manual controls of the sound and video makes it an amazing video camera too!

Over All :- I feel I have done a great investment since this makes me feel confident of taking pictures that i always saw on magazines, and i have done some photos like those too :)

Best for beginners and budget purchasers, this one has got the right bang for your buck!!!

Sony Xperia Z2 - 4 month Xperience

Future Proof! That's how I'd describe this flagship from Sony!

Technical Features :

5 inch IPS LCD screen.

Android v4.4.2(KitKat) OS.

20.7 MP Primary Camera, 2.2 MP Secondary.

Quad core 2300 MHz processor.

16 GB Internal Memory, Expandable up to 128 GB.

3G, WiFi, DLNA.

3 GB RAM.

3200 mAh, Li-Ion battery.

Body -

Glass and Plastic rim

My Favorite feature -

Water and Dust resistance are my favorite features of this phone. I've got caught many times in the rain; pouring rain so bad I could barely see properly but this phone withstood all that and I even made/answered many calls in such conditions without any issues.

Camera -

Amazing clarity and features with the 20.7 MP camera

this one can do 4K Videos and has an amazing clarity even in low light conditions, photo and video!

I bought this device with a view to hold on to it for a year or more and hence went for the best that I could afford and I mist say, its been 4 months of pure pleasure!

Its got the best hardware so it can easily support the next generation of Android with ease! Its battery is amazing! I can manage two days with my typical usage(Calls/Msg/3G/Wifi) and still have maybe 10% left out until I charge it.

For me this defines what a future proof phone is ought to be and so far I've had a great time with it:)

RE Electra Nov 2013 UCE 350 Twin Spark 5000 Km Run

This is a follow up of the below review I did much earlier at 150 Km Run.http://www.mouthshut.com/review/Bullet-Electra-review-rumqopqrtr 

So there you have it! Lots of hassle free rides; a mild case of lower back pain and three services/6 months later.am still loving my Bullet Electra. If you paid attention then you'd be wondering why love something that's given me back ache!? i'll come to that in a bit. For now; the Review: 

Running In - From purchase to third service 

Every morning:- 

Before riding the bike; I always, ALWAYS ran the engine on idle with the choke on for 1 min then idled it for 3-4 mins with the choke off. this ensured that the bike was nicely warmed up and ready to go. 

You can rev it a little if you hear a loud CLICK sound or if you feel the engine will stop. But go easy on revving - Just pull the accelerator back a little but not suddenly. 

Once you hear the engine idle sounding a little consistent; you're good to go! 

The petrol: 

I have poured into this beast has always been the best one that Shell has to offer. The engine has always been smooth and responsive and always feels at easy weather am gunning it through traffic or climbing an inclined road. It keeps the engine clean and the pickup and mileage is superb! 

First Service: 

I rode the bike strictly as per the servicing mechanic's instructions. 

Do Not rev the bike suddenly 

Do not go over 55kmph EVER! 

Do not expect even a decent mileage for the first couple of services 

Ride Safe and slowly 

I drove occasionally for 150km stretches on weekends to ensure that the engine was well worn. 

Mileage - 30-35kmpl 

Second service: 

I noticed that the gear ratios had changed a bit and now I could drive upto 55kmph on the 4th gear but then again I was asked to strictly maintain below 60kmph speeds along with the above instrcutions. That I did for a month. 

I went on occasional long rides as usual and for a second or two; I ginned the bike to 70-80kmph then slowly came back to 50-60kmph speeds. The month just before the third service; I began to gun the bike to 90-100kmph for a few soncds then came back. then again gunned to 80kmph for some minutes then came back to 60-70kmph and stayed there for the long rides. 

I did this pattern to ensure that the engine would wear out properly and get used to such speeds early on rather than later. I you feel you want to try the same; upto your choice and wisdom. 

Mileage - 35-41kmpl 

Third service: 

The Mods: 

About a week since I got it serviced. I got the silencer changed to an upswept short bottle one. its given the bike a more 'Bullet' kind of sound and even the thump had improved at lower revs. I wanted this silencer as it looked really cool and different compared to all other straight ones out there. Plus it was not overly loud and noisy. 

I also got the handlebar changed to an Yamaha RD 350 replica as the stock handle bar was little to far for me to reach making me bend a little thus leading to lower back ache. but its much better and I feel very comfortable riding the bike. 

Mileage - yet to check. 

So there you have it folks! My experience so far. Am in love with this bike and its a dream come true for me to finally ride the bull that I so admired since childhood! 

Feel free to ask me questions, I'd love to answer them. 

Cheers!

RE Electra 2013 UCE 350 Twin Spark 10000 Km Review

This is a follow up on my previous two reviews below:



And now. here is my 10000 Km run experience!

One word - WOW!

Yup, thats right folks'Wow' is the word I use to summarize my experience thus far with this bike.

Mileage - i've got out of thus far is around the vicinity of 36 KmpL

Maximum speed - I've done till now was 120 KmpH and it did this with ease and after decelerating, it showed no fatigue whatsoever. It sped just as easily as it did earlier.

Post the Warranty period service - I went to different service shop(read not the bullet authorized centers) this time who is known for his handiness with Bullets and got my bull looked after him. I'm very satisfied with how the bike has been behaving post that its smoother than ever!

Engine Oil used - I went for the mineral oil, instead of the synthetic oil. Shell engine Oil was the go this time since I fill my fuel from there itself. Its been very smooth till now and is a joy to ride more than ever!

General Maintenance regimen -

First/Cold Start - I've made it a practice to start and use the choke if the bike has been parked for more than 6-8 hours at a stretch. Post the choke, I idle it for a quick minute then ride on.

Cleaning - I give the bike for a wash with 3M polishing and waxing every 4-5 months. I use chain cleaner and lubricator every 400 or so Kms and more often during the rainy seasons.

Apart from the above points; there have been no issues with the bike whatsoever. To put in points my mantra would be the following:



  1. When the bike is new; Riding fast will the engine screw!


  2. Choke the engine for a cold start; Not doing so will strain the engine's heart!


  3. Clean and lubricate all the necessary parts; Weather, water and dust wont let your bike last!


  4. Its an elephant with power immense; Riding it fast does not make sense!



Hope my insights help those of you considering this amazing piece of engineering.

Best wishes and happy riding!